{"product_id":"middle-finger-in-a-box","title":"Middle Finger In A Box","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe “Just For You” Surprise Box\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eLooks sweet. Feels thoughtful. It’s neither. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003eHand them the little black box labeled \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e“Just for you,”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e and watch them open it expecting something nice. The second the lid pops open, a \u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003egold middle finger springs up\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e to deliver the message for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003ePerfect for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who deserves a little appreciation… just not the kind they were expecting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eOpen it. Get flipped off. Laugh. Reset. Repeat.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DUMSTUF","offers":[{"title":"1pcs \/ United States","offer_id":54055315243326,"sku":"14:200006151#1pcs;200007763:201336106","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0980\/2688\/1342\/files\/d0da3fb949e6aac873341a461cbf763c1a384a67e019bf08a5f04e6bfe7b1b75.png?v=1786232449","url":"https:\/\/www.dumstuf.com\/products\/middle-finger-in-a-box","provider":"DUMSTUF","version":"1.0","type":"link"}